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Erling Haaland at Manchester City — goals, records, match reports, and analysis of the Norwegian striker's extraordinary goal-scoring exploits at the Etihad. Follow every strike on Not Really Here.
City's Worst-Case Sanction Isn't a 100-Point Deduction — It's Five Years of Them
A 100-point deduction sounds brutal, but spread across five seasons it becomes something far more damaging — especially if a transfer ban lands alongside it.
1 October 2026
Solbakken Fumes at 'Utter Rubbish' Haaland Claims as City Face Fallout
Stale Solbakken has furiously denied claims Manchester City interfered with Erling Haaland's media duties, offering phone and email access to prove it, as City digest their guilty...
30 September 2026
City's Unwavering Stance: No Relegation Contingency as Appeal Battle Continues
Manchester City are reportedly refusing to make contingency plans for relegation, remaining confident they can overturn the verdict in their financial case.
29 September 2026
City's Contract Situation: Why a Mass Exodus of Stars Is Unlikely Despite Charges
Despite 114 FFP charges, Manchester City's players have no release clauses, making a mass exodus unlikely.
29 September 2026
Haaland Strikes Again But Dias Has The Last Laugh In Oslo
Erling Haaland scored his 65th international goal but Ruben Dias took the points as Portugal beat Norway 2-1 in Oslo.
28 September 2026
City's Anfield Test Looms as Off-Field Storm Rages
Manchester City face a trip to Anfield on October 11 amid reports of a guilty verdict on 114 of 115 Premier League charges.
28 September 2026
Nusa on Haaland: 'I Learn From Him Every Day'
Antonio Nusa reveals the lessons he's learned from Erling Haaland as Norway's golden generation continues to impress, with the City striker now a key national team leader.
27 September 2026
No Haaland Contact, No Verdict: Sorting Fact From Noise in City's Quiet Summer
No contact from Arsenal, no verdict on the 115 charges, and no story — just social media speculation dressed up as transfer news during a quiet week.
27 September 2026
Man City's 'Get-Out-of-Jail' Card: Why Enzo Maresca Won't Fix the Defence
City will keep outscoring teams rather than fix their defence under Enzo Maresca, sources say, after a 5-3 win over Sunderland.
26 September 2026
Haaland to Barcelona? The Release Clause Truth and What It Means for City
Reports linking Erling Haaland with Barcelona in 2027 ignore one key detail: no release clause exists in his City contract. Here's the truth behind the speculation.
26 September 2026
Guehi and Haaland Set the Tone as Maresca's City Make a Flawless Start
Seven games without a draw or defeat for Enzo Maresca's City, with Marc Guehi and Erling Haaland leading the early-season ratings after a flawless opening stretch.
24 September 2026
Maresca's Clean Sheet Obsession: Why City's 5-3 Win Left Him Cold
Enzo Maresca's preference for a 1-0 win over City's 5-3 thriller against Sunderland reveals his true demand: control over chaos.
24 September 2026
Merson's 'Too Many Goals' Claim Gives City Extra Fuel
Paul Merson says City won't win the league because they score too many goals. It's a claim that might just fuel the Blues' title charge.
22 September 2026
Semenyo brace helps City edge Sunderland in eight-goal thriller
Manchester City beat Sunderland 5-3 at the Etihad on Sunday, with Antoine Semenyo scoring twice and Erling Haaland, Rayan Cherki and Enzo Fernandez also on target.
22 September 2026
Man City's Perfect Start: Seven Wins, 15 Points, and Haaland's Record
Manchester City enter the international break with a 5-0 Premier League start, three points clear, after a 5-3 win over Sunderland in which Semenyo scored twice and Haaland...
20 September 2026
Manchester City's 5-3 Sunderland Win: Five Goals, Three Conceded, One Warning Maresca Can't Ignore
City go into the international break three points clear after a 5-3 win over Sunderland, but the defensive performance raises familiar concerns for Enzo Maresca.
20 September 2026